I know who the CEO of Antifa is.
Reblog and I’ll tell you.
Please don’t joke about my identity. I take my job very seriously.
anfem-cripplepunk : @antifaceo lmao your name is brilliant. But aren’t we supposed to be hiding the leader of Antifa?!
Management figured that since people are on to us and Antifa Head Office has been getting a lot of phone calls about this we might as well set up accounts for public communications.
anfem-cripplepun: @whenwewasfab when is he going to pay me, anyway? I must not be activist-y or antifa enough! *sobs*
whenwewasfab: @anfem-cripplepunk Get the fuck out of here, does your mum know you are on Tumblr. I would not take a dime off that evil twisted old bastard. Your standards are so low. He would kill you in a second if it helped him play God. He is not God, he is the devil!!!!!
anfem-cripplepunk: @whenwewasfab Oh Christ, I thought you were making a joke… and sorry, I don’t believe in God, the devil, or that George Soros has any interest in paying antifa (or any) protesters or activists… *shrug*
whenwewasfab: @anfem-cripplepunk was half kidding, but thought I had made you mad. He is paying someone, because several times whoever he pays have marched because he didn’t pay them on time. I thought it was funny. I don’t care if you believe me or not, but he paid for busses to go to Charlottesville, with BLM, and pretend Nazis all on the same bus. They knew they were caught they were laughing.No one has to believe in God, but that is what he thinks he is.
On behalf of Antifa, let me clarify a few things to you since you both seem to have some misconceptions about how we operate.
1. We don’t pay just anyone. Protestors only get paid for Antifa rallies after they have signed a legally binding contract at Antifa Head Office. Then, after registering, being issues their Antifa employee card and completing basic training, paid protesters are issues their black block uniforms and can sign up for their first paid protests. We are now accepting new applications for paid protesters. Applicants must:
- Have at least 2 years of protest experience and good references
- Have documented proof that they voted for Antifa at the last elections
- Be comfortable with home-made incendiary devices
- Have a positive attitude
- Look good in black
If you are interested, submit your résumé here.
2. All disagreements about payments have been settled peacefully between Antifa Head Office and the Antifa Protesters Union. Payments sometimes come in late after a big protest because our financial department has a lot of payments to process on top of legal fees for those arrested and some of you fill out your protesting hours
written
in blood. It may take up to 14 working days for your payment to come in. Please be patient.
3. We have no affiliation with George Soros but he and I did have a one night stand after an illegal rave in the White House basement.
4. Antifa Head Office does not endorse God and I, the CEO of Antifa, do not think I am God.I do think that since we resist all forms of authority and oppression, we should punch God. There will be a Christmas bonus for any registred Antifa member capable of punching God.
We hope this clears some things up.
This is the last post I’m gonna be reblogging from @antifaceo and @antifaheadoffice because my blog kinda isn’t for this, but if y’all like this sort of stuff, follow @korolevx, the official Antifa CEO and Antifa Head Office for more.
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