OLYMPIA REPORTBACK!
he had claimed that the anti-abortion protestors were being harassed by, “gay communists.”
This claim is of course absurd on several levels; some of us are gay
communists, though probably gayer and more deeply communistic than he
understands[..]
He was quickly covered in glitter and a light dusting of pepper spray.
Melting like the Alt-Right bro-flake that he is, Joey stumbled back to
his car and took his shirt off with tears streaming down his face. He
quickly called on the Daddy State for help, which arrived in the form of
cops and paramedics to hold his hand and soothe his bruised ego and
tear-filled eyes.Meanwhile the anarchists and gay communists across the street offered taunts.
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